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Total Medals Earned: 255 (From 70 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 4,345 Points

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Icy Cave of Frustration

Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/305 points)

Loser! 5 Points

You lost the game.

Smash! 5 Points

Kill a caveman with your icicle.

Animal Cruelty 10 Points

Hit a bird with your icicle.

Care-ibou 10 Points

Show some interest!

Bounce, Bounce, Smash! 25 Points

Hit two birds AND kill a caveman in one go.

Popsicle 50 Points

Reach level 15.

Basic Instinct 100 Points

You're the icicle master. Complete the game.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

In Utero

Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/250 points)

Supasperm 25 Points

Beat the first level.

Aborted 25 Points

Kill the boss without dying.

Impotent 100 Points

Complete the first level without firing a shot.

Preggerz 100 Points

Beat the game.

Insanity Box 2

Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/500 points)

Good Spork 5 Points

Find me two sporks

Antichrist 5 Points

Kill a Jesus in COP TRAINING.

Bad Monkey 5 Points

Lose at MONKEY GRAB.

Butcher 5 Points

Lose at ROPE JUMP.

Clean Sweep 5 Points

Sweep and miss 10 times in SWEEP THE LEG.

Dubble Trubble 5 Points

Try both game modes in one session

Epic Failure 5 Points

Lose 10 times in one session of play.

Poker 5 Points

Poke the mammoth in the eye

Student 5 Points

Read the instructions

Submitter 5 Points

Submit a score

Astroid Killer 10 Points

Destroy 10 asteroids in ASTROIDS 2.

Close Race 10 Points

Win RACE with 3 seconds or less left on the clock

Fat Ass 10 Points

Eat 15 food items in DIET RUN in one try.

Five Kay 10 Points

Reach a score of 5000 points or more.

Marksman 10 Points

Get 3 perfect stops in CHARGE.

Multiplicity 10 Points

Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10

Pipe Dream 10 Points

Get all 3 balls to fall on the correct platform in PIPES.

Quitter 10 Points

Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10 and then QUIT your game from the PAUSE menu.

Streaker 10 Points

Get a streak of 10 or more.

Top Gun 10 Points

Destroy 10 planes in JETS.

Alien Buster 25 Points

Beat THE FINAL STAGE without losing a single life.

Drunk 25 Points

Serve 40 beers in BARTENDER in one try.

Half-Ass 25 Points

Finish half of STORY MODE

It's Over 10 000! 25 Points

Get a score of 10 000 points or more.

Math Wiz 25 Points

Win KALCULATOR in 7 operations or less.

Streak Master 25 Points

Get a streak of 20 or more.

Random God 50 Points

Win 30 games in RANDOM MODE with 10 lives remaining.

Story God 50 Points

Complete STORY MODE with all 10 lives.

Streak God 50 Points

Get a streak of 50 or more.

The Ending Story 50 Points

Finish STORY MODE

It's a Nice Day Today

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

Failure to Communicate 5 Points

Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.

LARRY: Big Dipper

Medals Earned: 2/11 (75/500 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Angry Rock Basher 25 Points

destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage

Gem Collector 25 Points

Collect all 10 gems in a single run

Glutton for Recovery 25 Points

use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run

Nice And Healthy 25 Points

Collect all health orbs in a single run

Rageaholic 25 Points

Collect all rage orbs in a single run

Free Faller 50 Points

survive for 3 minutes

Massive Damage 50 Points

Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage

Badass Dipper 100 Points

Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Lifeguard Larry Deluxe

Medals Earned: 10/10 (95/95 points)

Dive right in! 5 Points

The fastest route isn't always the best one.

Following instructions... 5 Points

I think you missed a step in there somewhere...

HEADSHOT! 5 Points

HEY! Watch where you are pointing that thing!

The gambler 5 Points

LOOK out for PoolSharks.

Butterfly Effect 10 Points

Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.

GET OVER HERE! 10 Points

Scorpion would be proud.

I'm not dead yet! 10 Points

One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!

Statuesque 10 Points

I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!

Thumb up your butt 10 Points

What were you doing?

We're gonna need a bigger boat. 25 Points

Duh Dum.... Duh Dum... Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum!

Looming

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/500 points)

Traveler 5 Points

Enter a portal.

Excavator 10 Points

Collect at least 6 artifacts.

Repeat Visitor 10 Points

Make at least 10 visits to Looming.

Archaeologist 25 Points

Collect at least 18 artifacts.

Binary Abacist 50 Points

Collect all of the tally beads.

Lithocryptologist 50 Points

Collect all of the diagram pieces.

Lorem Archivist 50 Points

Collect all of the Lorem tablets.

Priest of Science 50 Points

Collect all of the Path rings.

Seecha Expert 50 Points

Collect all of the Seecha rods.

Xenopaleontologist 50 Points

Collect all of the Oarbor bones.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Madness Accelerant

Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/135 points)

A WINNER IS YOU 25 Points

Beat the game.

Face Off 10 Points

Let out all your aggression.

Pacifist 25 Points

Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.

True Face of Evil 25 Points

Reveal the true face of evil!

Madness Mode 50 Points

Defeat Madness Mode!

Manhattan Project

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/290 points)

Pump up the Volume 5 Points

Reach chaos for the first time

Einstein Approves 25 Points

Buy the Atomic Bomb

Hero-shima 25 Points

Purchase all of the store upgrades.

I came prepared. 25 Points

Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.

E=MCpwned 50 Points

Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier

You must be a relative... 50 Points

Save up $30,000 in earnings.

Teacher's Pet 100 Points

Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Meaty Boner

Medals Earned: 7/8 (125/150 points)

Beat Level 1 5 Points

Pass the first stage of the Castle

Meaty Meal Time 5 Points

Eat the meat off of a werewolf

Raging Hot Boner 5 Points

Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire

Beat Level 2 10 Points

Pass the Second stage of the Castle

Beat Level 4 25 Points

Pass the fourth stage of the Castle

Beefy Boner 25 Points

Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner

Beat Level 5 50 Points

Pass the fifth stage of the Castle

Bone the Head 25 Points

Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!